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Old 2007.08.31, 06:01 PM   #1
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Default The TRUE greatest and toughest movie (and TV) poll! (take 2)

Ok, this one is the real deal Holyfield toughest poll evar. So much so that I dont even have my own answer in mind as I type.

Civil War: Which of the holy trinity are you with??

The trinity being, from leftest to the other side: Lydia, Mathilda, Stephanie. In the world of fictional characters. They are truly behemoths in their own rights that none can be compared to (until the next of their ranks shows up in about 8 years, at least so says the timeline.)

Let us examine our heroines:

Lydia
The one I haven't "gotten around to," here anyway. But looked over no more! Now, sure she has a slight "age advantage" over the others, but its not so much. What makes Lydia a hardcore mofo? Well, she befriends two dead people, confides in a poltergeist (or whatever he technically is,) and has a propensity of putting her parents in mortal danger. That's hardcore \m/ Plus she very nearly goes through a shotgun wedding to a dead person -- a scene in which, to me, is what I think of when it comes to wedding (Future Mrs. Jihad, get to lookin for red wedding gowns.)
Let me just note to Maou that it was quite difficult finding salacious enough images for Lydia (that weren't too small.) I did my best, but the lack of buzz pix certainly doesn't diminish Lydia. You've had 20 years to see this movie, and I'm sure most have.


Mathilda
This one, I can go on and on about, and have. And will once more at least!
12 y/o (according to the story) wants to train to kill cops. What more does one need to say about that? Whats that? She wants "her first time" to be with a late 30-40 y/o hitman? AND SHE WATCHES TRANSFORMERS! =P Mathilda is...certainly more "overt" than our other two, that's for sure. But hey, that's why she's one for the history books.
There was a bazillion possible images for iconification. =P


Stephanie

Now we know its a Jihad post. The only one that's from a tv series (for better and for worse.) Apart from Mathilda's, erm, "eye opening" renditions of "Like a Virgin" and Marilyn Monoroe's "Happy Birthday" ...and singin' in the rain, but wgaf about that? =P Stephanie is the one with the true song och dance chops. And she's got the hair. Now Stephanie is definitely more subtle than Mathilda, and even Lydia. Stephanie is definitely self-serving. She really only does things when its of benefit to her, unless shes in a tight spot. I mean, the girl was ready to let her friends die in a severe wind storm cuz they had an argument. "Guess they weren't my friends after all." \m/ Now, season 2 sorta softens her up a bit, unfortunately, but fuck all that.
She also knows how to bake a cake.

I'll be honest, I can't decide. I'm torn. Which is why this is tr00ly the greatest poll evar.
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