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Originally Posted by Maou
(Post 19429)
Sodom to Gamorrah belongs in the same category of suck...
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When I first read that, I thought it was a jab at
Sake to Geko until I saw the Hirama talk. :P
Bleh, this isn't really all that surprising or groundbreaking, but the singles really did the job for me (and put too high an expectation for the album as a result, but I digress). To make up for the boring comparison, I decided to have fun with it. Apologies in advance if it doesn't make sense or is complete BS in logical terms.
After taking
OSCA v.
Killer Tune (or as lawyers now refer to it, the Cloud-Leaf case) to the U.S. Supreme Court, the judges ruled 5-4 in favor of
OSCA.
Samuel Alito, John Roberts, Clarence Thomas, David Souter, and Stephen Breyer held the majority opinion. Wrote Souter, "
OSCA hearkens back to a time of radical awesomeness in musical history, and it is that foundation upon which much of the world operates today. The ideals of
Killer Tune, while by no means invalid, are surely outdated in modern practice and must therefore be relegated to use only in appropriate context in accordance with Ringo protocol." [551 U.S. 27 (2007)]
In favor of
Killer Tune were Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Antonin Scalia, Anthony Kennedy, and John Paul Stevens, who wrote the dissenting opinion. "
Killer Tune respects all historical precedents set by the natural evolution of music and thus should be treated with higher significance than the relatively experimental
OSCA. By virtue of its dynamic nature and stirring mix of instrumentals and vocals, it exemplifies the broad universal appeal that
Variety strived so hard to achieve." [551 U.S. 31 (2007)]
It should be noted that the Court also gave props to
Kingyo no Hako,
Tsukigime-hime, and
Metro, while it was unanimously acknowledged that
Boutomin made The Drifters and George Benson cry.
Added Scalia in a supplemental opinion, "Hey, Souter, I come from the referenced era of
Killer Tune and I'm pretty sure your ex-fiancée didn't find these nuts outdated in modern practice," at which point he high-fived Kennedy.