Just looked at the first one so far but it's kinda hilarious. "never on sale." XD
ファンに実は優しい(スタン)ed
Actually for fans it's a kind sailing ship (or anti war
実は厳しい(シルベスター)スタローン
But actually, it is a strict
(friend star) sutaroon
神の領域だ マチャアキの こけ方
It's the god's territory.
MachaAki's moss person
南野陽子をナンノと呼んで女にフラれた
What do you call Minamino Youko, you gave her the cold shoulder
沖縄でハブ対沢口靖子実現
At Okinawa, against the Habu, Sawaguchi Yasuko realization
I looked up Habu, looks like a venomous snake.
Cursive stuff is like, I don't really know.