Jees, Samzpoke on JPS just pointed out this WTF Ringo stan blog (not updated since 2008 it seems) that I was unaware of, full of
amazing poetry, such as:
A Girl With Class
Ringo, your pussy
Is like the nine trillionth IV interval 1/43 equation found in the string quartet of Debussy
Ringo, your cunt
Is like the idiomatic chord progressions that fuel the power-pop found on Todd Rundgren's album Runt
Ringo, your arse
Is like the Deleuzeian idea of a man's need for data being incorrigible, the need for it to be metaphysically parsed
Ringo, your dick
It doesn't exist
Ringo, my girl
You rock my world in a manner equivalent to distorted chord riffers such as t'Sabbath and t'Deep Pur'l
Ringo, my bitch
You suck my dick, a sexy witch!
Fuck me in the ass!
Shit on my balls!
Eat my shite!
Lick my world!
Know this well, as a girl of trust!
Your ubiquitous charms are the subject of my lust
yeah, and I'm gonna go live in Japan
Wear a scarf and stick it to the man
Wielding the folklore of Circe and Pan
And the Renaissance stylings of Steeleye Span!
Django Reindhart ROCKS!!
http://ringosroom.blogspot.com.au/
Someone needs to make these into songs and send it to her. Flattering stuff!