Just as the title says. Make a mix-cd (under 80 minutes, of course) that has all your least favourite SR/TJ songs, sequenced terribly, and then if you want write an imaginary reaction of someone hearing the CD for the first time put that in too.
(E.g. "Who is this awful banshee woman? And why does she pronounced prostitute Prows-tee-toot? And why on earth would Utada Hikaru want to sing with her? And what's her fixation with dynamite? Dear God!") And don't do anything silly like just putting the entirety of "Variety" onto it, okay?
I thought I'd channel all the negative energies in this forum into something productive.
But seriously, try making a mix—it's fun!